Tutti Patschenggele (coll.): 1. old North Tyrolean expression for I can't speak Italian. 2. aufpatschenggeln sth. (slang coll.) to fix up, restore, refurbish sth. 3. Everthing Tutti Patschenggele(?) (slang): How's it going? Everything is good.. 4. Patschenggele Spritz: the best Spritz in the Alps.